FR: The "Red River Shootout" continues... Texans still in the lead

It was about Mid-way into the televised shootout yesterday, the score was 30-34, when Acuity made his way to my patio bar. We became acquainted as the Longhorns ran their final ass-kickin' touchdown into the endzone. He suggested Purgatory for the after work venue. I figured it'd be a good spot due to the crowd it would draw after the games, plus It'd been a while since I had acted like a slut in a club. "Game on, bro"!
Work could not have gone by any slower. All the Okies that came in were pissed off about the game, therefore my tips ate ass... Fuck you, go home!!! At about 8:30 I took my tired ass home. I could barely move, and laid on my bed thinkin I was about to have to flake on Acuity... Not my style though, so I peeled my eyelids open and started assembling myself into the half-way presentable figure of a human being. As disgusted as I was with it, I was still taking on the rockstar persona which would separate me from the rest of the kids at Purg. haha, I looked baller for short. Acuity arrived and we departed. On the way down there, we defined our gameplan for the night.
After finding suitable parking, we forced our way into line, which required minimal effort since it was wrapped around the corner and all we had to do was tredge to the very end. Luckily we ended up getting to know some cool people who had a HOT black model in their group. We were well aquainted by the time we got to the door. At the last minute though ppl started cutting right in front of us. the ice-breaker was a gorgeous brunette model that just assumed she could barge her way in.
"excuse, me... If you want this spot in line I'm gonna need a soft tender kiss right here" I pointed to my cheek. She obliged. fluff talk then her crew came. I wasnt about to tolerate that shit so I got loud. "I'm pretty sure this isnt the end of the line. I mean im 100 percent sure since i got in around the corner! Haha, they got caught by the bouncers and were forced to the back!
The first 30-45 minutes inside werent noteable, I jus made it a point to start mingling and being seen. but then it's when your guard is down that gold slaps you in your mouth!
While walking between the bar and dance floor, I look down at a short model who jus purposely elbowed me in the stomach... I throw my hands up playfully like Wtf?! she turns her back to me and starts dancing with me... gotcha! I'm a good dancer so It engages her for a few moments until I've got her so hyped that she hops up onto the rail and starts dancing. showing me her panties in the process! i look at her friends, and say" don't tell me ya'll are from Oklahoma." They are. At this point I know that unless they have a hotel room then logistics are not in my favor, and that securing a fb is outta the question... However, It will make for a fun night, plus this girl is HOT! as are all of her friends! But she's busy bein a social whore, much like myself so I walk away. 15 minutes later i run into Acuity again. At the same time I see the hot Okie notice me, so i body turn away from her. I told Acuity the score and told him this was my set and it was a matter of time before I got the k-close.
"right on" he said.
I charge back into the set and shes very welcoming and invites me to the dance floor. Shes holdin my hand and keeping VERY good contact. We bounce around to different areas of the dance floor, then we end up back downstairs, where Acuity has made his first contact with the set since the first introduction. I spend about 20 minutes in rapport with my girl, not by choice, but because thats how long it took me to get my drink from the bartender. Then I show her what dance game is all about. 10minutes later I had to excuse myself to use the restroom. She says she'll wait for me so I quickly turn my head for a miniscule k-close. she follows suit so we ended up bumping foreheads and landing our kisses in random spots, then I run off to shake hands with the man.
When I came back she practically jumped on me! I spent another 5-10 minutes dancing sexuallly with her before our mouths closed for a full k-close. I did alot of teasing which gave me control of moderating her BT. After that she couldn't get enough. Her friends were completely cool with it, surprisingly. It helps when the friends are hot that way they dont get too jealous and blatantly cock block. Acuity has made his way into the set for the third time. His awesome vibe and BL display warranted him the attention of one of her hot friends. my girl can't get enough of me, and invites us back to a hotel party. Unfortunately Acuity's girl cock blocks us and says that its her brothers place and that he wont stand for her inviting guys back. All fairplay. We said our goodbyes, and my girl begs me to call her. "we'll see!"

i spent a good 2 hours in set and had this girl being completely open and sexual with me. granted Logistics werent amazingly great, I've now got another outta town "gf" those are the best to have! if you've never winged with Acuity, maybe you should start. he's not crippling, and can hold his own! A solid wingman!

FR:The Solace Shuffle

uhntiss uhntiss uhntiss. I listened to every song on my ipod @ least 3 times thursday... I need more music. Fucking color fundamentals can blow my inner sphincter... so can that boring ass teacher! God I need some action. I remember watching the clock like a hawk, tho. Acuity texted me. Phrozen texted me. then zine chirped in... seemed like a massive collision of decent pua's was due shortly... i like collisions. Especially when theyre melee style!

After class I bolted( drove the speed limit) to purg. I prefer spontanaity when fines arent involved... I'm literally like the only person in the club. There were a few girls mind you. But if they weigh more than me and its not due specifically to their tits and ass, well, I refuse to acknowledge them... so, in keeping with the first tradition, I shall continue the story with complete disregard to the prior mention of those we do not speak of.

I approach the bar completely outcome dependent.. I want a G&T and i will not stop until its in my hand! The bartender was a tiny attractive asian.. "I SAID GIMME A GIN AND TONIC..... FOR FRRREEEEEEE!!!!" I then threatened to call bovice so she gave me what i wanted... She was hot. I killed about 30 minutes bullshitting with her before moving on to my regular bartender who gives me massive social proof. Thanks bud... Some kid comes up and starts ranting about my boyishly good looks... Ehem WTF!?!?!?! oh, snap... its Zine... lol.. We move to the dance floor.

I'm scoping the scene. the only thing that catches my eye is some tall chick who appears to be using all the elementary dance moves. like her body is screaming " hey, watch me bend all the way over and touch my toes! okay, now see how awkward that was? jus watch me attempt to jiggle my ass!" i turn away only to have something really catch my eye!!! WTF she's wearing a grill... Oh... nope... those are braces! lol, somebody find this kid a teddy bear and send her home!

another 10 minutes and phrozen comes into play. ro sham bo. I lose approach the first set of the night, I end up somehow dancing with them but its very awkward so i bolt..... I need another drink.. and a cuter set. nothing important happens till all the planets aligned and I met my destined to be wing, Tristan....GAME ON!

I challenge tristan to one of my games. He accepts. Ten minutes later I end up back at the rendezvouz spot with a girl for each arm, while tristan admits defeat.... haha I play dirty fella! Then we do rush hour and my game is supercharged. I begin forcing interactions.. Immediately retrieving ioi's and hooks... I'm fishing waiting for a bite... Here kitty kitty!

I get into a brief convo with zine..."hey how do you..."

"like this" I say as i delve into a set. I cant ever recall working so fast with the right amount of persistance... hook in about a minute. My dhv's, c&f, and what have you's all thrown into one simple routine. By the time I am done disarming the target. Tristan has scooped up the very sexy obstacle and I begin to prepare myself for the rest of our interaction. I knew the k-close would take a moment and some comfort. We bounce them to different areas and I begin sublyminal escalation while appearing harmless. Pretty soon we meet them on the second floor while tristan gets great comfort and seduction in moments! Great job buddy. I gave my girl a lapdance and began laying the groundwork for a k-close... lick here then there... quick smooch, then bounce back to the dance floor. You could practically see the same lightbulb illuminate in tristans and mine eyes when we both agree to bounce them to cirque.

Cirque was fun! I thoroughly enjoyed being frisked with a metal detector. Fun Times. Lets not forget to do this next week!

I dance with my target all around the bar then we r on the dance floor. My girl grinds on me and then both of our dancing goes to shitttttt. "i'm tired. lets go sit down." One more brief lapdance and shes all over me. Full on makeout then I stop for more rapport. I'm so tired." wanna tell me a story so i can fall aslepp?" she begins a story with once upon a time, describes our interaction and basically tells me what I already know... that she wants my cock, in or around her mouth!! haha

met with her today, timebridged for monday, but we will see if I'm not curled up in bed with her tomorrow night listenin to another bedtime story, right before it's interrupted by the sound of a sharp piercing orgasmic scream!

night fellas

"So how did you pick me up"?

That was a question asked me by my newest MLTR. She's no stranger to my line of work. I told her what I do before even k-closing her. But how did I pick her up? I cant really spell it out... I do have my dance routine which paves most of the way for me, but other than that I cant recall anything spectacular... I dont use routines or canned material/openers. Au naturale I'd have to say.

I think of it as a definite defining point in my progression to mpua. When "auto-pilot" is engaged and i concern my mind with other things than jus where to move my next chess piece. My actions unconsciouslyly follow a formula that I have also subconsciously created through classic pavlovic conditioning.

So my answer: "Well... I didnt use anything on you so we were jus naturally attracted to one another" And it's true. I naturally attract and manage my relationships now. Gotta love internalization!

Dance Game 101: The "Old Crew" Method

Gents, I post this because It's a matter of time before I deliver my first demonstrational lecture on the break-down of the most EFFECTIVE Dance-Game, known to our kind. Too many "great" PUA's have labeled this a "Danger-Zone"... Tssk Tssk. Until now, This secret has been kept between my original crew members, Spike, Jaken, Quipster, and myself.

So here's giving credit where credit is due. Jaken is an amazing dancer. Way better than I can claim to be. Spike was his original wing... Years ago. Spike introduced me to club game and then brought me up to speed, in 2006. I learned how to dance with the encouragement of Spike, and by watching Jaken. They are the "Old Crew".

Now first off, completely eliminate the thought from your mind that in order to be successful @ dance game, you have to be the best dancer... GET RID OF IT. To be successful @ dance game all you need to do, is give your dance partner a good time... simple enough, huh? In-fact all you need is that mind-set. Take her to the dance floor and say in your mind "try to keep your shoes on!". I've dropped girls and/or fallen on them countless times, and still managed to seal the deal. If she's having a good time, then you can both laugh off nearly any incident! We'll get to the "don'ts" in a minute, but first i need to show you how easy the "do's" are.

Finding the right Dance partner is important, so lets define some behaviors that you can spot in an HB that will be susceptible to your invite.
It's all about BL here, so look for girls that:

1. are standing in a group, who aren't being engaged by those near them. Chances are they're feeling antsy and will probably respond better to dancing than talking. It's important to make sure that their body language is open and inviting, not closed off or showing the desire to be left alone. A good test would be to attempt eye-contact and smile. if she smiles back then she'll be more susceptible to your approach!

2. Have a group of friends that are equally as hot or good looking. This will help ensure that you will have some freedom with your target, since the girls will be less likely to get jealous and pull her away. Plus it's a lot easier to flirt with and disarm them.

Make sure you can dictate between a socialite, and a drunk girl. STAY AWAY from the drunk girls. Running dance game on them can be dangerous. You will look like a predator in her friends eyes and the eyes of other girls watching you pursue her. Also, her stumbling and tripping reflects badly upon you. Like I said It's dangerous. I once danced with a chick who was apparently a lot more intoxicated than I gave her credit for. I back turned her and she fell on her ass, and her glass shattered into a million pieces. As, I turned around and leaned over to hoist her up, my boot slipped on her spilled drink and I flew palm-first onto bits of her shattered glass. I spent the rest of the night digging glass outta my hand and changing out the paper towels that subbed as a bandage. Instant loss of value!!!

When you find the right girl and make your way over to her, keep a few things in mind. First, make sure you gauge her energy level. You don't want to come on too weak or too strong. Secondly, make sure that you NEVER, EVER, EVERRR approach her from behind without first making acknowledged eye contact! Girls are so used to being approached from behind by creepers and Douchebags, that it is instinctual that they freak out! Make no mistake, I have girlfriends that freak out when I come up behind them in class or the coffee shop. They watch too many Lifetime shows... Jus don't do it!
Okay, back to the approach. here are a few openers.

1: the across the floor eye-contact- Basically you see her looking @ you so you make EC and hold it as you smile and approach. Walk in a semi-circle motion to her side and reach out to take her hand. Immediately spin her and begin dancing

2:The stare down:(works better if she is already dancing) You simply walk straight up to her and stare her down until she acknowledges you. keep a straight face until she begins to feel silly or look away then smile and take her hand to dance with her. When you are staring her down you want to be about 1-2ft from her face. Almost inescapable!

3. Salt & pepper: This is actually my second favorite way to open. And completely simple too. Walk in between her and her girlfriends, hold your elbows out and your hands up and move the like your pouring salt and pepper on something. Now jus keep backing up on them. If you get them to take a step or two back and your ass is against their pelvis or stomach then your doing it 100% correct. They normally giggle and will immediately eye code their friends to see if ur "okay, since they cant see your expression. make sure you're smiling or smirking and not attempting to make eye contact with them or seek validation from them. Jus' plow and break into your routine.

Make sure you are outcome independent, and not looking for validation! Sometimes i'm the worst dancer ever. My feet won't move right, or or Im constantly tripping, but the smile and charisma go a long way! Try searching for dance videos on youtube. this one is my favorite "charleston vs. jumpstyle"!

An old FR from 2007.

I just went over this today, and realized a lot of concepts that I've been overlooking lately. For instance the regulation of BT(buying temperature) This is majorly important in harvesting Attraction. Think of boiling a pot of pasta... You place the pot of water on the stove heat it to boiling then toss in the pasta... Now if you let it be, the water will begin boiling faster and the water rise and spill over the sides causing a mess and potentially ruined pasta. However if you notice the water beginning to rise, you can simply blow on it to cool it down, allowing it to simmer back into place. YOu repeat until the pasta has cooked perfectly and is ready to eat! Too many BT spikes too quickly and you are bound to lose control of the set.

Here goes: Ever made an appearance at the supposed top-notch, exclusive bar in your area and been the main attraction? Let me testify that it's next to godliness.

Last night(tuesday) was the 1 yr anniversary party for Clear, a list only, beautiful people bar here in the "Big D". I had spent all day planning an outing to 972 which is my usual spot and had texted about twenty girls and my closest wings. I recieved numerous text-backs that informed me of the party at Clear. I quickly regrouped and changed plans.

Tuesday is a long school day for me; I spend about seven hours at the campus so, the anticipation of harnessing the nights adventure consumed me. My heart rate sped and my thoughts wandered causing me to spend two to three times the amount of time working on my assignments. The hours slipped by ever-so slowly. My knee began to bounce and my breathing quickened with the passing of each pain-staking minute of having to focus on something unrelated to PU. And just as I was ready to scream I made a dash out of the classroom and busted through the double doors of the school.AAAHHHHHH!!!! FREEEE!

While fixing my mohawk in the bathroom I hrd a knock at the door so I check it out to find HB Exotic, a model figured black girl with light complexion and naturally beautiful feature, had arrived. I met her at Ghostbar and had recruited her for the purpose of my version of Entourage. Minutes later TOB arrived looking like a stunner! Five minutes later and we are on the way to Wish to meet up with some more of "my" girls; Blondie, her Dominating friend a RED METRO promoter/ ex-stripper that Elation had seduced weeks prior, and two of her GF's. One guy: Six girls..... Not too shabby, huh?!

Wish is closed but theres a lot of familiar faces inside, all from the Downtown nightlife. There were a few alpha males and MAny, many, many HOTT broads. Two which spotted me before I them. One so hot that, in a later onset of euphoria, I questioned whether I would allow myself to have a monogamous relationship with her, and I HATE monogamy. She's about 2-4 inches shorter than me, towers over me with heels on, has gigantic, well-shaped breasts, legs just the way I like them and, a delicious ass. The other a tiny framed brunette with model like features who reminds me of a fuck-toy.

I have had a huge crush on the first of the two since the first time I met her at Babylon where Mohawk introduced us. I saw her a week later at work in her Halloween costume and that only confirmed my feelings.

She tapped me on the shoulder so I dive in with my charm and before I am even done with her the other interrupts and introduces herself "Hi I'm Em, I've seen you at Cirque, actually I've seen you all around and we've never been introduced" she said it so fast that I knew she had been harboring an interest for me. Not to mention that i had eye-fucked her from a distance before. I took her hand, gave her a polite kiss on the ear then led them back to TOB and Exotic for introductions. I leaned against the rail where I stood and a few more girls stopped by and said hi.

Blondies friend, the dominating one, Stripper, began to see my social value. She is used to running the show and exhibits dominance over everyone. She immediately walked over leaving her three girls by the bar watching as she tried to prove something. She came over and did a loud, verbal head count, purposely excluding me. "come here girls" she said to my group as she made an attempt to pull them away from me and to her side. Had she succeded I would have been standing there leaned against the rail all by myself. At this point 70% of the eyes are focused on this interaction waiting, watching, ready to see how this more than subtle fight for dominance played out. But keep in mind, I said "had she succeded".
TOB likes Stripper only a little so she completely ignored her. Exotic is new to nightlife so she doesnt have that great an idea of her social value. Having been put on the spot she began to follow, then realized what was going on so she rapidly hurried back to my side. I WIN!!!! Stripper headed back to the bar where she began scowling and voicing negative opinions about me but Everyone who saw knew what had just played out.

The whole time I appeared unresponsive, and held a small smile on my face. I am not reactive and being such defines a lot of value. TOB and Exotic both looked at me so I frame Stripper as childish in their minds. "Haha, that girl is amusing don't you think?" they laughed and I reward them with a show of BL for their loyalties.
TOB: that girl is fucking crazy
Exotic: just stands there and shows her newfound dislike for Stripper by rolling her eyes.

Stripper corners me on the way out of the bar when we depart for Clear.
her: you know I give you way more credit than you deserve because of people you know that are now my ex-friends. I mean I like you I really do so just follow along, k?( she paTS ME IN A CONDESCENDING MANNER)
My response for this is to just amuse her by agreeing and telling her that everything is okay, I return the condescending tonality but only subtlely enough to cause her to walk away. She returns to her group and Blondie tries to tell me that it's okay . I know it's okay I don't need Stripper. I tooled her friend in order to invade the social circle and once I was introduced to the right people I showed that I could in-fact hold my own. The idea that stripper has social power of me has begun to wash away and her actions that night were a conscious reaction to her loss of "power" Blondie began to annoy me also as she too is dominated by Stripper. She as well thinks that I need her to get around in Dallas. HAHA the PLight of the PUA

Stripper insists that we follow her as we will NEED her to get in the door, but TOB dates one of the door guys thus she knows the rest of them... ALL around Dallas. We find parking near Clear as Blondie begins blowing my phone up telling me I NEED to hurry because they are almost inside and we will NOT be able to get in. I spend my hat trick at the door and am then photographed with my two Beautiful ladies on the red carpet.

My girls break for the bathroom and I spot my friend J-phro, a bartender at suede. I walk up to him on the dance floor then we erupt simultaneously in to a kick walk. I make a scene then inquire about the two ladies beside him. He introduces me to his cousin and an older lady. Polite handshakes with Strong EC and they are under my spell. I spot Welsh Dragon, HIS blonde friend and another guy who is new to our Lair and we all bump elbows. I spend some quality time with them then begin introducing all my girls to them. the blonde friend spent all his time with Exotic( Nice job buddy) got a number close and set up a day two! just call me Hitch
From behind the Manager at Ivy grabs me and tells me to bring girls to their table, a task I can easily accomplish, then heads back.

I spent the next few minutes introducing people, then Simone, the older lady J-phro introduced me to approaches my girls. "hey I found a table in the back, come get some drinks with me"
tob: only if my friend can come(she points to me)
simone: recognizes me, strokes my cheek and says "ABsolutely".
Now I am headed to the VIP room with three girls.
I am enjoying the vibe as I catch countless girls eye-fucking me! a deed that I caught onto all night. I loved it! I was glowing as my body was ravaged over and over again with each new set of eyes that passed over me. At times I caught multiple girls doing it, an orgy of eye-fucking with me at the center clawing for air!!!Clawing for RELEASE!!! Gasping and straining not to come to soon....figuratively speaking of course, haha!

A body builder I work with tapped me on the shoulder. I had never seen him out before and because of his stature and frame I knew he would make an excellent wing. I pulled him along and showered him with introductions to the hottest girls I knew. It was overwhelming for him as every time he turned around it was a new Hottie shaking his hand and smiling at him like" OHHHH! please fuck me". He swiped a shot of PAtron for me and then the Girl from T&G came out of nowhere. I set in with the charm and she took it. We got separated due to the crowd so me and the body builder (B.B.) went on a quest for girls. He was reluctant to leave the VIP room because he was with his guy friend and didnt wana piss him off
me: look he brought you here to have fun, he doesnt want you sitting uselesly all night, he wants you to meet some HOT girls. I led him ten more Paces and We ran into MY targets. GAME ONNNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Yes, it was EM and my fantasy the HB from Babylon, with her gorgeous body and her sexy ass smile. B.B. caught a glimpse and I watched as his facial expression changed to one of shock. He liked! I introduce B.B. to them and I propose that we head to the manager from Ivys table. I take Fantasy by the hand and lead her. She caressed my fingers as we walked so I played back, escalating the connection! i stopped midway to dance with her and turned her so that her perfect ass appeared as if it was taking advantage of the Little guy!!! then after half a song we resumed our quest for the Ivy table. It was magical like finding the Wizard of oz or the Emerald castle. We arrive and K.C.s, the managers, jaw dropped. "hey I told you to bring Black girls hot black girls.
me: you know I've actually got one if you want it, Black hot model, for you baby! jus lemme know!!!
k.c.: Jus playin, grab some drinks.
I introduced everybody then it turned out we were waiting on the waitress in order to get drinks. We stood there for a while as EM began dancing. Fuck-toy indeed, I almost wanted to cum watching her dance, So did B.B. who encouraged her as she spun her back to him and begin the fully-dressed mating ritual known in america as dancing. I gave fantasy a few spins nd watched as her face began to glow. I was really trying to monitor the BT spikes so I slowed it down and slipped in to a comfort mode.

Due to the loud environment It was near impossible to talk so the comfort I went with was strictly BL and Kino. I led her around the club back to the VIP room all the while holding hands. Upon return to the back I danced a little more with Fantasy. I commented about our dancing then forced an IOI from her:"...don't listen to me I'm an awful dancer". Her eyes met mine and gave me an "are you fucking kidding me look" then said "whatever. I pulled her back to me and kissed her politely on the corner of her lips. Welsh Pulled me over so I promised Fantasy I would catch up with her in a couple of seconds. I gues they left because I didnt see them the rest of the night, which sucks because I didn't get her number. the good thing about my social circle game is that I know and am comfortable with the fact that I WILL see these girls again. I never rush anything because of this.
I bs'ed a little more with Welsh before I noticed a hot petite little girl beside me forcing EC. I moved in for the kill. Not really sure what I did( as in its loud and I dont remember, I do know that had I wanted to I could have had my way with her in the bathroom or the parking garage. However being as I was generally new to the venue I found it more valuable to network so I told her I want to hang out with her but I was lookin for somebody. I number closed her then set out Looking for my Fantasy. I actually met the owner of KiNKI who invited me elsewhere which is where Blondie and Stripper were headed anyway. So we went.

The night was great! I networked, got seen, and the most important thing: I spent not one dollar on drinks, parking, or cover. I AM V.I.P. Well I did panhandle the photographer. Saw him, befriended him and introduced him to TOB and Exotic. He took two pictures of us. One i quickly handed to TOB who put it in her purse, then informed me we had to pay. the second photo went in to rotation and upon inquiring I found out they were 10 bucks a pop. I showed the guy the 4 dollars in my wallet and he sighed and released the goods. GOD PU fuking ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Being the DHV

If anyone recalls, i made a change in my gameplan months ago... i realized that I had established replication value for myself that i became extremely comfortable with... Then, as all guys do when they have attained something they wanted, I realized i wanted something more... Something more valuable and harder to come by. I sought to improve the quality of the relationships i held with women, thus I became less of a head-hunter and became more of an actaul person... less robotic, more natural... I established a deeper, higher value for myself.
My life, within the last few months, has filled itself with women. Slowly at first, then a rush. I am setting up day 2's and 3's with women constantly throughout my week, and I'm only going out "sarging", if you can call it that, once a week.
I have watched my reputation and respected it. my social circle is always present and ranges from 90% of the bar and club staff, the entrepreneurial spirits who attend those clubs and bars every night, to knowing the majority of the the workers in the hospitality industry that come out and party after work. through my other company i have befriended over 200 girls of which i usually meet out and see about 6 per night, whereupon i am then introduced to their friends and later their friends' friends. The cycle is endless.
The improvement of one's life is the journey of any student of PU. To be the man that women want, and men want to be... to recognize the admiration bestowed on him by those around him and be able to fully appreciate it... Life is amazing, when you are a DHV

Shit-test Cheat Sheet

Shit- tests are predominant in the beginning of an interaction but never completely diminish and become more subtle as a relationship/interaction progresses. A shit-test is any statement, question, or move made in attempt to lead you through the other persons hoops. To successfully pass these tests You must recognise yourself as the ultimate authority first, in your mind, and second, in the interaction. Any lapse or falter made on your behalf carries with it the potential to be eaten up, as Females have an amazing amount of social intelligence.



There are a number of ways to pass a shit-test, some more subtle or friendlier than others. way 1: Ignore the comment or question spoken by the opposing member. This way is more subtlely played but you must continue what you were saying. Should the question be asked again or the statement repeated pause your thread and correct the target with something to the effect of" excuse me, wait your turn", or "Dont be rude", then immediately pick your thread back up. By taking careful notice of the member you should be able to pick up on their body language. If you can tell that the target might ruin the interaction for the rest of the members an effective tool you can use, especially with Amogs, is to reposition the remaining members so that it appears as though you have isolated the nuisance from the interaction.



in a more personal interaction with fewer parties I tend to remain on a friendlier note and RETURN the shit tests. I.E.: she asks: How old are you?, or Are you gay?. In a situation like this there are a few ways to answer their question. I prefer to either tell them what they want to hear, or make a ludicrous statement yet tell it with a serious, no b.s., tone.

hb: Are you gay?

me: only on thursdays, so i guess your safe for another hour or so....

HB: How old are you?

Me: 12...(or) 452 years old but you have to keep that as our secret because people refuse to believe it and theyll try to subject me to some strange tests in a bright flourescent room...I hate flourescent lights!



Another effective way to avoid shit-tests is to throw your own out there. I.e: How old are you?, I actually prefer blondes, Your not gay are you? oh god, another girl only interested in sleeping with me! Youve got ten seconds to tell me what makes you almost as cool as me. Anything that would cause them to defend themselves is ideal.



The ideal is to come from the frame that" you'd be lucky to get to know me, what makes you deserving of my attention?" This frame carries extreme weight in most interactions, especially online. Girls are constantly hounded by guys who come from the mindset of "here, let me show you that im good enough for your attention... please" Thus, anything in the way of a neg or less than princess, usually catches the target off guard and makes her instantly defend any insecurities she may have. This lands the ball in your courts and successfully through all shit tests